All Cops and Military Are Racists, According to Dr. Douchebag

Read it for yourselves! Dr. Douchebag lumps all cops and members of the military together and labels them "racists" because of the actions of ONE idiot cop in Boston. I'll bet black cops would be surprised to learn that they are racist against black people!

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2009/07/inhuman-rage-of-justin-barrett.html

For a guy who believes he's so smart, he sure is an idiot. A pompous, blowhard idiot. Any social scientist worth his or her salt knows that you don't extrapolate from ONE case to reach conclusions about an entire group of people. But then again, Caric isn't really a social scientist, just a blabbermouth with a captive audience. And a hypocrite, apparently (but we knew that already).

Prof. Douchebag also protests too much about how the phrase "banana-eating jungle monkey" offended him so much that he could barely type the words on his grimy keyboard, that it made him physically ill to do so. It's like he's desperate to prove that he's not one of "those" white people, but one of the "good" ones.

So whaddya say to that, Ric Ric? Huhhhyyuummmm?

Cleo

Ric Ric Empathizes with and Admires Cop Killers

Or so it would seem from one of his latest, self-absorbed blatherings on his blog.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2009/03/interest-in-oakland-shootings.html

Not only that, but Prof. Douchebag knew black people and gays long before it was cool and hip to do so! We're all duly impressed, Ric. [sarcasm]

What a tool!

Cleo

Ric Ric Gets the Shaft!

Apparently, no one listens to or takes his opinions seriously, other than his captive-audience students. Administrators don't give a rat's ass what Ricky Ric thinks, and have demonstrated this fact to him by completely ignoring his recommendations and going with their own decisions which were made a long time before Ric Ric put his $0.02 in.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2009/03/we-got-shaft-and-we-got-it-bad.html

Whaddya think of that, Dr. Douchebag? Nyahuhhhmmm???

:-D

Cleo

Narcissistic Personality Disorder?

A while back, there was speculation in the comments section of Dr. Douchebag's blog that poor Ric Ric suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD). Naturally, Ricky Ric deleted all such comments suggesting that he is afflicted (and afflicts on others) this mental disorder.

If a patient meets five or more of the nine criteria in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual for Mental Disorders (DSM-IV) for NPD, then he likely is a narcissist. Here is the DSM-IV diagnostic checklist for NPD:

(1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements) CHECK

(2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love (I don't want to know about Ric Ric's fantasies--Eewww!!!)

(3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions) CHECK

(4) requires excessive admiration CHECK

(5) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations CHECK

(6) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends CHECK

(7) lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others CHECK

(8) is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her CHECK (illusions of grandeur, anyone?)

(9) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes CHECK

Wow! Professor Douchebag meets 8 out of the 9 criteria under the DSM-IV for NPD!

I'd say he's a textbook case.

Should he be pitied? Nah, fuck 'em!

St. Douchebag, Patron of Illiterate College Students

A STUDENT SNOWFLAKE'S PRAYER TO ST. DOUCHEBAG

Defend Us, St. Douchebag, from All Criticism of Our Poor Grammar,

Lack of Study Skills, and Exaggerated Sense of Entitlement

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/09/making-grade.html

That's right, folks! Only Ric Ric truly appreciates the genius of his students. All his other colleagues "endlessly whined" about the quality of their work, their lack of preparation, and their general lack of curiosity about the world around them.

I guess it's a good thing for him that he no longer has to deal with all those "endless whiners" around him, right? Now that one is dead, another is in rehab, and the other three driven off by Ric Ric's narcissism and hypocrisy.

What a lucky douchebag indeed!

"Why Can't He Just STFU?!," Dr. Douchebag's Colleagues Wonder in Exasperation

This is too funny!

Apparently, Ric Ric doesn't know when to STFU even for his own good.

http://msuauditforum.blogspot.com/2008/06/comment-on-caudill-college-audit-report.html

Of course, he is oblivious or uncaring as to the effects of his verbal diarrhea on the careers of people around him.

Remember, it's always about Ric!

Cleo

My Daddy Beat Me! Waaaaaaaahhh!!

Actually, this explains a lot about the Douchebag pictured to the right.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/06/card-for-my-abusive-father.html

His daddy beat him. Told him he was a worthless pussy. Boo hoo.

Is anyone surprised?

I guess that's Ricky Ric's excuse for being a gigantic fucking douchebag.

Picture this scenario:

Ric's Dad (calling from the Lazyboy in the living room): RICKY!!! Go get me another beer right now and it better be cold or I'm gonna beat the livin' fuck outta you, your useless slut mother, and all your retarded siblings!!! [Buuurrrrppp!] Fuckin' pussy!

Ric's Mom (in hushed whisper between clinched teeth): For godsakes, do it Ric! Hurry!

Ric Ric: M-m-m-nnyaaaaah, comin' pops! Nnyookay?!

Dr. Douchebag Publicly Admits He's a Douchbag

See for yourselves:

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/06/not-ready-for-prime-time-self-critique.html

He's also employed a new strategy for dealing with his critics (like me)--comment moderation.

But the joke's on Ric Ric. The first comment he allowed on the above post is a back-handed compliment--from me!!!

Bwwwwaaaaaahahahahaha! As Bugs Bunny would say, what a maroon!

Rest assured, gentle readers, I was being completely insincere.

Cleo

Hot Blonde with Douchebag

Brain Tumors Are Hiiiiiilarious!

At least according to Ricky Ric, who mocks Sen. Kennedy's recent cancer diagnosis in his usual combination of cluelessness and narcissism.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/06/ted-kennedy-joins-hole-in-head-club.html

I guess those were crocodile tears Dr. Douchebag was shedding for his colleague who died of cancer last November.

Maybe Ric Ric should call it the "Head Up the Ass" Club. It would be an exclusive club, having Ricky Ric as its sole member. He could be the club's president, vice-president, secretary, treasurer, and night watchman!

Apparently, Dr. Mmmnnyaaah! was dropped on his head as a baby (according to the Douchebag himself).

Now why is that NOT surprising?

Cleo

And the Count Is...

40!

According to reliable sources who watched Dr. Douchebag's TV debut, that's the rough estimate of the number of times he said "Nnnyyuuuuummm!" during the painfully-long hour broadcast.

What was uncounted was the number of times Caric said, "weeeelllll...!"

That could make a fun addition to the proposed drinking game, don't ya think?

I can't wait for the wmv file to be posted by KET!

Cleo

Set Your TiVo to the Douchebag Channel!

Tune in to KET on Monday, June 2nd at 8PM to see the douchebag pictured to the right dominate another irrelevant discussion on topic he knows nothing about.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/05/rsi-on-ket-next-monday.html

Anyone care to count how many times Ric Ric says "nnyummm!" during the broadcast?

Let's make a drinking game out of it!

Cleo

Shark-Jumping Douchebaggery from Ric Ric

This really takes the cake, even for Dr. Douchebag. According to Ricky Ric, Obama's rhetoric is "fascist" and reminds him of the rhetoric used by none other than Adolf Hitler.

Yes! You read that right. But don't take my word for it, read Caric's own words for yourself.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/04/but-im-still-for-hillary.html

Pretty outrageous. As one commenter pointed out, Ric Ric is able to read all that fascist nuance into Obama's words yet is oblivious to the fact that he regurgitates (or "parrots," in the commenter's words) Billary talking points that she will "be ready to lead from day one" with nary a hint of critical thought or irony.

But then again, seeing his own hypocrisy when it's staring him in the face is not one of Caric's strong suits, is it? Irony doesn't faze him either. So we shouldn't be terribly surprised.

When pressed on this, Caric predictably clammed up. Another surprise there.

So, Ric Ric, how are you going to spin your way out of this politically incorrect pickle? Huhnnyuuummm??

What a douchebag.

Cleo

Professor Douchebag Gets His Ass Handed to Him

On his own blog! Check out the comments section, which have nothing to do with the post (his usual recycled, conventional wisdom drivel). Everyone gets a crack at Caric.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/03/nancy-pelosis-gut-and-mine.html

I would have jumped in on the fun myself, but I had more enjoyment sitting back and watching the fireworks fly. Shoulda popped popcorn.

The last comment is from the Douche himself trying to defend himself from the onslaught, and it's a real whopper. Apparently, his "standards" are higher than everyone else's. Too funny!

Bwwahahahahaha!!!

Dieting--the Douchebag Way

As if he couldn't possibly get any more narcissistic, we are now treated to the chronicles of Ricky Ric's weight-loss regime.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/01/going-for-full-cassius.html

Yawn. Given all the hot air he produces, there is no way he'll lose weight. Maybe he should try smoking crack with N'Diaye. That's a good way to lose weight!

As with everything else related to Dr. Douchebag, I hope he crashes and burns. Maybe he'll get so big he finally blend in with everyone else in eastern Kentucky.

Or better yet, die of a heart attack.

One can hope, right?

Cleo

Dr. Douchebag's Recycled Holiday Fruitcake

Like a fruitcake from last year no one wants to eat or a crappy rerun of a kid's holiday classic (think Frosty the Snowman) no one wants to watch, Caric regurgitates his incisive essay published in the Lexington Herald-Leader last Christmas comparing the relative merits of Jesus vs. Santa Claus. Yaawwnnnn!!

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2007/12/why-i-like-santa-better-than-jesus.html

Puerile, attention-seeking claptrap. But Ricky Ric seems to believe that he has conceived a brilliant, original insight. This is his idea of "scholarship," after all. Makes one think his brains are in his ass, doesn't it?

Ricky Ric was then so proud of himself because some toothless, Bible-thumping hillbilly wrote a letter of protest to the Morehead rag that no one reads. His essay had served its purpose!

So hoping for an encore to all the outrage he generated last year (snark), he reposts his silly essay again.

It's interesting to note that while he views himself as a champion of the downtrodden people of eastern Kentucky, he's openly contemptuous of their beliefs.

Does the irony dawn on him? Mnnyaaaaahhh!!

Douchebag.

Narcissism Masquerading as Sorrow

Even when he professes (pardon the pun) grief for a fallen colleague, Dr. Mmmnnyaaaaha can't help but make it all about himself. After all, he is the center of the universe, right?

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2007/12/some-quick-thoughts-on-greg-goldey.html

The post above is a low even for someone as clueless and narcissistic as Caric. It takes self-centered navel-gazing to such a new level that even I'm shocked (but not terribly surprised).

Poor widdle Wicky Wic's tootsies got cold in the Buddhist center, and all that incense made his widdle nose aww schtuffy. Awwwwww!! And BTW, he thinks Buddhism is stupid, but he'll generously condescend to endure the ceremony anyway for his friend. What a standup guy Ricky Ric is!! We should all be duly impressed!

I guess it really is all about him. Douchebag.

Cleo

Prof. Douchebag's Affirmative Action Program for Crackheads

The crackhead's on the left. The douchebag is, of course, on the right.

What do they have to do with each other?

Weelllll...Dr. Douchebag actively recruited and was instrumental in the hiring of said crackhead--all in the name of "diversity."

It didn't matter that she was nowhere near finishing her dissertation--she was a black woman. Ric Ric practically peed himself when she signed the dotted line. He was so proud of himself!!!

She arrives on the campus with great fanfare, and wows everyone with her attention-grabbing "service" antics promoting causes that no one in eastern Kentucky gives a rat's ass about (e.g., Darfur). The students love her because she required no work other than that they "get in touch with their feelings." All style, no substance.

Nevermind that she had done nothing on her dissertation. Nevermind that her committee sent her back to the drawing board. Nevermind that she taught fewer classes than other junior faculty and had only one prep. Her shit didn't stink! And more importantly, she's a black woman!!

This all came crashing down on poor Ric Ric's head this past Sunday, when she was arrested for child endangerment. You see, her 2-month old baby tested positive for cocaine. Don't take my word for it, here's the press:

http://www.herald-dispatch.com/homepage/x2054228606

Believe it or not, I don't hold any ill will against her. She was used as a tool by Caric to promote his standing in his department and, of course, to stoke his massive self-congratulatory ego. He really didn't give a shit about her. Although she allowed herself to be used, I wish her and her family the best.

What this whole fucked up situation brings to light once again is Caric's monumental hubris and hypocrisy.

I get to sit back, pop popcorn, and watch Caric try to spin his way out of this.

So, what say you, Ric Ric?

Nyyuhumm??

Yes, I Have Seen a Pompous Douchebag...

and his name is Caric. He now seems to think that he is the resident poet laureate of Morehead, KY.

Read this awe-inspiring garbage to get a sublime feel for--rain.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2007/10/yes-i-have-seen-rain.html

Makes me want to light a match...

Introducing the President of Dr. Douchebag's Fanclub--Timmeh!!!

For some unexplained reason, timb (a.k.a., timmeh) thinks I'm the alter-ego of someone named Pablo or Pacho over at this irrelevant wingnut blog called "Protein Wisdom" (really guys--after Craig, Bob Allen, Foley, and Haggard you should change your blog's name to something else that doesn't conjure up mental images of semen).

I have to wonder if any of Ric Ric's online buddies like timmeh know him personally, and if they don't, what they would think of him if they actually met him. The thought amuses me a little.

Anyhoo, I'm content to let timmeh think what he wants. Like I've said before, ridiculing Caric is just a side interest of mine which is attached to a longstanding personal vendetta against him. Nothing more.

If timmeh wants to get in the middle of it, I will be more than happy to poke holes in his fragile little ego too.

You see, this is just a game to me.

Cleo