Actually, this explains a lot about the Douchebag pictured to the right.
http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/06/card-for-my-abusive-father.html
His daddy beat him. Told him he was a worthless pussy. Boo hoo.
Is anyone surprised?
I guess that's Ricky Ric's excuse for being a gigantic fucking douchebag.
Picture this scenario:
Ric's Dad (calling from the Lazyboy in the living room): RICKY!!! Go get me another beer right now and it better be cold or I'm gonna beat the livin' fuck outta you, your useless slut mother, and all your retarded siblings!!! [Buuurrrrppp!] Fuckin' pussy!
Ric's Mom (in hushed whisper between clinched teeth): For godsakes, do it Ric! Hurry!
Ric Ric: M-m-m-nnyaaaaah, comin' pops! Nnyookay?!
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