My Daddy Beat Me! Waaaaaaaahhh!!

Actually, this explains a lot about the Douchebag pictured to the right.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/06/card-for-my-abusive-father.html

His daddy beat him. Told him he was a worthless pussy. Boo hoo.

Is anyone surprised?

I guess that's Ricky Ric's excuse for being a gigantic fucking douchebag.

Picture this scenario:

Ric's Dad (calling from the Lazyboy in the living room): RICKY!!! Go get me another beer right now and it better be cold or I'm gonna beat the livin' fuck outta you, your useless slut mother, and all your retarded siblings!!! [Buuurrrrppp!] Fuckin' pussy!

Ric's Mom (in hushed whisper between clinched teeth): For godsakes, do it Ric! Hurry!

Ric Ric: M-m-m-nnyaaaaah, comin' pops! Nnyookay?!

Dr. Douchebag Publicly Admits He's a Douchbag

See for yourselves:

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/06/not-ready-for-prime-time-self-critique.html

He's also employed a new strategy for dealing with his critics (like me)--comment moderation.

But the joke's on Ric Ric. The first comment he allowed on the above post is a back-handed compliment--from me!!!

Bwwwwaaaaaahahahahaha! As Bugs Bunny would say, what a maroon!

Rest assured, gentle readers, I was being completely insincere.

Cleo

Hot Blonde with Douchebag

Brain Tumors Are Hiiiiiilarious!

At least according to Ricky Ric, who mocks Sen. Kennedy's recent cancer diagnosis in his usual combination of cluelessness and narcissism.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/06/ted-kennedy-joins-hole-in-head-club.html

I guess those were crocodile tears Dr. Douchebag was shedding for his colleague who died of cancer last November.

Maybe Ric Ric should call it the "Head Up the Ass" Club. It would be an exclusive club, having Ricky Ric as its sole member. He could be the club's president, vice-president, secretary, treasurer, and night watchman!

Apparently, Dr. Mmmnnyaaah! was dropped on his head as a baby (according to the Douchebag himself).

Now why is that NOT surprising?

Cleo

And the Count Is...

40!

According to reliable sources who watched Dr. Douchebag's TV debut, that's the rough estimate of the number of times he said "Nnnyyuuuuummm!" during the painfully-long hour broadcast.

What was uncounted was the number of times Caric said, "weeeelllll...!"

That could make a fun addition to the proposed drinking game, don't ya think?

I can't wait for the wmv file to be posted by KET!

Cleo

Set Your TiVo to the Douchebag Channel!

Tune in to KET on Monday, June 2nd at 8PM to see the douchebag pictured to the right dominate another irrelevant discussion on topic he knows nothing about.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/05/rsi-on-ket-next-monday.html

Anyone care to count how many times Ric Ric says "nnyummm!" during the broadcast?

Let's make a drinking game out of it!

Cleo