Narcissistic Personality Disorder?

A while back, there was speculation in the comments section of Dr. Douchebag's blog that poor Ric Ric suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD). Naturally, Ricky Ric deleted all such comments suggesting that he is afflicted (and afflicts on others) this mental disorder.

If a patient meets five or more of the nine criteria in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual for Mental Disorders (DSM-IV) for NPD, then he likely is a narcissist. Here is the DSM-IV diagnostic checklist for NPD:

(1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements) CHECK

(2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love (I don't want to know about Ric Ric's fantasies--Eewww!!!)

(3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions) CHECK

(4) requires excessive admiration CHECK

(5) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations CHECK

(6) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends CHECK

(7) lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others CHECK

(8) is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her CHECK (illusions of grandeur, anyone?)

(9) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes CHECK

Wow! Professor Douchebag meets 8 out of the 9 criteria under the DSM-IV for NPD!

I'd say he's a textbook case.

Should he be pitied? Nah, fuck 'em!

St. Douchebag, Patron of Illiterate College Students

A STUDENT SNOWFLAKE'S PRAYER TO ST. DOUCHEBAG

Defend Us, St. Douchebag, from All Criticism of Our Poor Grammar,

Lack of Study Skills, and Exaggerated Sense of Entitlement

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/09/making-grade.html

That's right, folks! Only Ric Ric truly appreciates the genius of his students. All his other colleagues "endlessly whined" about the quality of their work, their lack of preparation, and their general lack of curiosity about the world around them.

I guess it's a good thing for him that he no longer has to deal with all those "endless whiners" around him, right? Now that one is dead, another is in rehab, and the other three driven off by Ric Ric's narcissism and hypocrisy.

What a lucky douchebag indeed!

"Why Can't He Just STFU?!," Dr. Douchebag's Colleagues Wonder in Exasperation

This is too funny!

Apparently, Ric Ric doesn't know when to STFU even for his own good.

http://msuauditforum.blogspot.com/2008/06/comment-on-caudill-college-audit-report.html

Of course, he is oblivious or uncaring as to the effects of his verbal diarrhea on the careers of people around him.

Remember, it's always about Ric!

Cleo

My Daddy Beat Me! Waaaaaaaahhh!!

Actually, this explains a lot about the Douchebag pictured to the right.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/06/card-for-my-abusive-father.html

His daddy beat him. Told him he was a worthless pussy. Boo hoo.

Is anyone surprised?

I guess that's Ricky Ric's excuse for being a gigantic fucking douchebag.

Picture this scenario:

Ric's Dad (calling from the Lazyboy in the living room): RICKY!!! Go get me another beer right now and it better be cold or I'm gonna beat the livin' fuck outta you, your useless slut mother, and all your retarded siblings!!! [Buuurrrrppp!] Fuckin' pussy!

Ric's Mom (in hushed whisper between clinched teeth): For godsakes, do it Ric! Hurry!

Ric Ric: M-m-m-nnyaaaaah, comin' pops! Nnyookay?!

Dr. Douchebag Publicly Admits He's a Douchbag

See for yourselves:

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/06/not-ready-for-prime-time-self-critique.html

He's also employed a new strategy for dealing with his critics (like me)--comment moderation.

But the joke's on Ric Ric. The first comment he allowed on the above post is a back-handed compliment--from me!!!

Bwwwwaaaaaahahahahaha! As Bugs Bunny would say, what a maroon!

Rest assured, gentle readers, I was being completely insincere.

Cleo

Hot Blonde with Douchebag

Brain Tumors Are Hiiiiiilarious!

At least according to Ricky Ric, who mocks Sen. Kennedy's recent cancer diagnosis in his usual combination of cluelessness and narcissism.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/06/ted-kennedy-joins-hole-in-head-club.html

I guess those were crocodile tears Dr. Douchebag was shedding for his colleague who died of cancer last November.

Maybe Ric Ric should call it the "Head Up the Ass" Club. It would be an exclusive club, having Ricky Ric as its sole member. He could be the club's president, vice-president, secretary, treasurer, and night watchman!

Apparently, Dr. Mmmnnyaaah! was dropped on his head as a baby (according to the Douchebag himself).

Now why is that NOT surprising?

Cleo

And the Count Is...

40!

According to reliable sources who watched Dr. Douchebag's TV debut, that's the rough estimate of the number of times he said "Nnnyyuuuuummm!" during the painfully-long hour broadcast.

What was uncounted was the number of times Caric said, "weeeelllll...!"

That could make a fun addition to the proposed drinking game, don't ya think?

I can't wait for the wmv file to be posted by KET!

Cleo

Set Your TiVo to the Douchebag Channel!

Tune in to KET on Monday, June 2nd at 8PM to see the douchebag pictured to the right dominate another irrelevant discussion on topic he knows nothing about.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/05/rsi-on-ket-next-monday.html

Anyone care to count how many times Ric Ric says "nnyummm!" during the broadcast?

Let's make a drinking game out of it!

Cleo

Shark-Jumping Douchebaggery from Ric Ric

This really takes the cake, even for Dr. Douchebag. According to Ricky Ric, Obama's rhetoric is "fascist" and reminds him of the rhetoric used by none other than Adolf Hitler.

Yes! You read that right. But don't take my word for it, read Caric's own words for yourself.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/04/but-im-still-for-hillary.html

Pretty outrageous. As one commenter pointed out, Ric Ric is able to read all that fascist nuance into Obama's words yet is oblivious to the fact that he regurgitates (or "parrots," in the commenter's words) Billary talking points that she will "be ready to lead from day one" with nary a hint of critical thought or irony.

But then again, seeing his own hypocrisy when it's staring him in the face is not one of Caric's strong suits, is it? Irony doesn't faze him either. So we shouldn't be terribly surprised.

When pressed on this, Caric predictably clammed up. Another surprise there.

So, Ric Ric, how are you going to spin your way out of this politically incorrect pickle? Huhnnyuuummm??

What a douchebag.

Cleo

Professor Douchebag Gets His Ass Handed to Him

On his own blog! Check out the comments section, which have nothing to do with the post (his usual recycled, conventional wisdom drivel). Everyone gets a crack at Caric.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/03/nancy-pelosis-gut-and-mine.html

I would have jumped in on the fun myself, but I had more enjoyment sitting back and watching the fireworks fly. Shoulda popped popcorn.

The last comment is from the Douche himself trying to defend himself from the onslaught, and it's a real whopper. Apparently, his "standards" are higher than everyone else's. Too funny!

Bwwahahahahaha!!!

Dieting--the Douchebag Way

As if he couldn't possibly get any more narcissistic, we are now treated to the chronicles of Ricky Ric's weight-loss regime.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/01/going-for-full-cassius.html

Yawn. Given all the hot air he produces, there is no way he'll lose weight. Maybe he should try smoking crack with N'Diaye. That's a good way to lose weight!

As with everything else related to Dr. Douchebag, I hope he crashes and burns. Maybe he'll get so big he finally blend in with everyone else in eastern Kentucky.

Or better yet, die of a heart attack.

One can hope, right?

Cleo