Tuesday, October 2, 2007

To All Defenders and Disciples of Prof. Douchebag


My beef is not with you, it is with the douchebag

pictured to the right.

My beef with Ric Ric has nothing whatsoever to do with his politics. I couldn't care less about that.

It is entirely personal.

However, if you want to insert yourselves in the middle of it (looking at you--Brad and timmy), there's nothing I can do to stop you.

Unlike Dr. Nyyaaahhmmmn, I'm not a hypocrite or a coward. Your posts won't be deleted. Know this, though--you will be cut down in the crossfire.

Best to stay out it, don't you think?

Let Ricky prove he's either a big boy or a pussy. (Psst! It's the latter.) Let him defend himself.

Yours truly,

Cleo

2 comments:

Curmudgeon said...

My beef with Ric Ric has nothing whatsoever to do with his politics. I couldn't care less about that.

Well, you should. Politics of his sort are clearly the mark of a douchebag. That said, I'm not surprised that he is also a douchebag in non-political ways. Go get him....

Cleo said...

Sorry, Curmudgeon, but I have to disagree. Caric's politics have nothing to do with his asshattery. He would be a mind-fucking douchebag if he were a conservative. Trust me on this. No ideology or political persuasion has a monopoly on douchebaggery. Caric proves this point daily.