Sunday, May 20, 2007

From the "Do Bears Shit in the Woods?" Department


Caric's latest earth-shattering research concerns the burning question of which sex killed Jesus.


After several pages of unoriginal verbal diarrhea, he comes to the shocking conclusion that it was--hold onto your seats, now!--men who killed Jesus. Who woulda thunk it?

This must be why Caric believes he's the greatest thinker ever to darken the doors of the intellectually-destitute Morehead State University. Who else there can examine the most obvious questions and come to such obvious conclusions?

Next on his "research" agenda--"Water: Is It Wet?"

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