All Cops and Military Are Racists, According to Dr. Douchebag

Read it for yourselves! Dr. Douchebag lumps all cops and members of the military together and labels them "racists" because of the actions of ONE idiot cop in Boston. I'll bet black cops would be surprised to learn that they are racist against black people!

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2009/07/inhuman-rage-of-justin-barrett.html

For a guy who believes he's so smart, he sure is an idiot. A pompous, blowhard idiot. Any social scientist worth his or her salt knows that you don't extrapolate from ONE case to reach conclusions about an entire group of people. But then again, Caric isn't really a social scientist, just a blabbermouth with a captive audience. And a hypocrite, apparently (but we knew that already).

Prof. Douchebag also protests too much about how the phrase "banana-eating jungle monkey" offended him so much that he could barely type the words on his grimy keyboard, that it made him physically ill to do so. It's like he's desperate to prove that he's not one of "those" white people, but one of the "good" ones.

So whaddya say to that, Ric Ric? Huhhhyyuummmm?

Cleo

Ric Ric Empathizes with and Admires Cop Killers

Or so it would seem from one of his latest, self-absorbed blatherings on his blog.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2009/03/interest-in-oakland-shootings.html

Not only that, but Prof. Douchebag knew black people and gays long before it was cool and hip to do so! We're all duly impressed, Ric. [sarcasm]

What a tool!

Cleo

Ric Ric Gets the Shaft!

Apparently, no one listens to or takes his opinions seriously, other than his captive-audience students. Administrators don't give a rat's ass what Ricky Ric thinks, and have demonstrated this fact to him by completely ignoring his recommendations and going with their own decisions which were made a long time before Ric Ric put his $0.02 in.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2009/03/we-got-shaft-and-we-got-it-bad.html

Whaddya think of that, Dr. Douchebag? Nyahuhhhmmm???

:-D

Cleo

Narcissistic Personality Disorder?

A while back, there was speculation in the comments section of Dr. Douchebag's blog that poor Ric Ric suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD). Naturally, Ricky Ric deleted all such comments suggesting that he is afflicted (and afflicts on others) this mental disorder.

If a patient meets five or more of the nine criteria in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual for Mental Disorders (DSM-IV) for NPD, then he likely is a narcissist. Here is the DSM-IV diagnostic checklist for NPD:

(1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements) CHECK

(2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love (I don't want to know about Ric Ric's fantasies--Eewww!!!)

(3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions) CHECK

(4) requires excessive admiration CHECK

(5) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations CHECK

(6) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends CHECK

(7) lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others CHECK

(8) is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her CHECK (illusions of grandeur, anyone?)

(9) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes CHECK

Wow! Professor Douchebag meets 8 out of the 9 criteria under the DSM-IV for NPD!

I'd say he's a textbook case.

Should he be pitied? Nah, fuck 'em!

St. Douchebag, Patron of Illiterate College Students

A STUDENT SNOWFLAKE'S PRAYER TO ST. DOUCHEBAG

Defend Us, St. Douchebag, from All Criticism of Our Poor Grammar,

Lack of Study Skills, and Exaggerated Sense of Entitlement

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/09/making-grade.html

That's right, folks! Only Ric Ric truly appreciates the genius of his students. All his other colleagues "endlessly whined" about the quality of their work, their lack of preparation, and their general lack of curiosity about the world around them.

I guess it's a good thing for him that he no longer has to deal with all those "endless whiners" around him, right? Now that one is dead, another is in rehab, and the other three driven off by Ric Ric's narcissism and hypocrisy.

What a lucky douchebag indeed!

"Why Can't He Just STFU?!," Dr. Douchebag's Colleagues Wonder in Exasperation

This is too funny!

Apparently, Ric Ric doesn't know when to STFU even for his own good.

http://msuauditforum.blogspot.com/2008/06/comment-on-caudill-college-audit-report.html

Of course, he is oblivious or uncaring as to the effects of his verbal diarrhea on the careers of people around him.

Remember, it's always about Ric!

Cleo

My Daddy Beat Me! Waaaaaaaahhh!!

Actually, this explains a lot about the Douchebag pictured to the right.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/06/card-for-my-abusive-father.html

His daddy beat him. Told him he was a worthless pussy. Boo hoo.

Is anyone surprised?

I guess that's Ricky Ric's excuse for being a gigantic fucking douchebag.

Picture this scenario:

Ric's Dad (calling from the Lazyboy in the living room): RICKY!!! Go get me another beer right now and it better be cold or I'm gonna beat the livin' fuck outta you, your useless slut mother, and all your retarded siblings!!! [Buuurrrrppp!] Fuckin' pussy!

Ric's Mom (in hushed whisper between clinched teeth): For godsakes, do it Ric! Hurry!

Ric Ric: M-m-m-nnyaaaaah, comin' pops! Nnyookay?!