Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Narcissistic Personality Disorder?


A while back, there was speculation in the comments section of Dr. Douchebag's blog that poor Ric Ric suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD). Naturally, Ricky Ric deleted all such comments suggesting that he is afflicted (and afflicts on others) this mental disorder.
If a patient meets five or more of the nine criteria in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual for Mental Disorders (DSM-IV) for NPD, then he likely is a narcissist. Here is the DSM-IV diagnostic checklist for NPD:
(1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements) CHECK

(2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love (I don't want to know about Ric Ric's fantasies--Eewww!!!)

(3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions) CHECK

(4) requires excessive admiration CHECK

(5) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations CHECK

(6) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends CHECK

(7) lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others CHECK

(8) is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her CHECK (illusions of grandeur, anyone?)

(9) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes CHECK
Wow! Professor Douchebag meets 8 out of the 9 criteria under the DSM-IV for NPD!
I'd say he's a textbook case.
Should he be pitied? Nah, fuck 'em!

St. Douchebag, Patron of Illiterate College Students

A STUDENT SNOWFLAKE'S PRAYER TO ST. DOUCHEBAG
Defend Us, St. Douchebag, from All Criticism of Our Poor Grammar,
Lack of Study Skills, and Exaggerated Sense of Entitlement
That's right, folks! Only Ric Ric truly appreciates the genius of his students. All his other colleagues "endlessly whined" about the quality of their work, their lack of preparation, and their general lack of curiosity about the world around them.
I guess it's a good thing for him that he no longer has to deal with all those "endless whiners" around him, right? Now that one is dead, another is in rehab, and the other three driven off by Ric Ric's narcissism and hypocrisy.
What a lucky douchebag indeed!

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

"Why Can't He Just STFU?!," Dr. Douchebag's Colleagues Wonder in Exasperation


This is too funny!

Apparently, Ric Ric doesn't know when to STFU even for his own good.

http://msuauditforum.blogspot.com/2008/06/comment-on-caudill-college-audit-report.html

Of course, he is oblivious or uncaring as to the effects of his verbal diarrhea on the careers of people around him.

Remember, it's always about Ric!

Cleo

Sunday, June 22, 2008

My Daddy Beat Me! Waaaaaaaahhh!!


Actually, this explains a lot about the Douchebag pictured to the right.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/06/card-for-my-abusive-father.html

His daddy beat him. Told him he was a worthless pussy. Boo hoo.

Is anyone surprised?

I guess that's Ricky Ric's excuse for being a gigantic fucking douchebag.

Picture this scenario:

Ric's Dad (calling from the Lazyboy in the living room): RICKY!!! Go get me another beer right now and it better be cold or I'm gonna beat the livin' fuck outta you, your useless slut mother, and all your retarded siblings!!! [Buuurrrrppp!] Fuckin' pussy!

Ric's Mom (in hushed whisper between clinched teeth): For godsakes, do it Ric! Hurry!

Ric Ric: M-m-m-nnyaaaaah, comin' pops! Nnyookay?!

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Dr. Douchebag Publicly Admits He's a Douchbag


See for yourselves:

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/06/not-ready-for-prime-time-self-critique.html

He's also employed a new strategy for dealing with his critics (like me)--comment moderation.

But the joke's on Ric Ric. The first comment he allowed on the above post is a back-handed compliment--from me!!!

Bwwwwaaaaaahahahahaha! As Bugs Bunny would say, what a maroon!

Rest assured, gentle readers, I was being completely insincere.

Cleo

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Brain Tumors Are Hiiiiiilarious!


At least according to Ricky Ric, who mocks Sen. Kennedy's recent cancer diagnosis in his usual combination of cluelessness and narcissism.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/06/ted-kennedy-joins-hole-in-head-club.html

I guess those were crocodile tears Dr. Douchebag was shedding for his colleague who died of cancer last November.

Maybe Ric Ric should call it the "Head Up the Ass" Club. It would be an exclusive club, having Ricky Ric as its sole member. He could be the club's president, vice-president, secretary, treasurer, and night watchman!

Apparently, Dr. Mmmnnyaaah! was dropped on his head as a baby (according to the Douchebag himself).

Now why is that NOT surprising?

Cleo