Dr. Douchebag Publicly Admits He's a Douchbag

See for yourselves:

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/06/not-ready-for-prime-time-self-critique.html

He's also employed a new strategy for dealing with his critics (like me)--comment moderation.

But the joke's on Ric Ric. The first comment he allowed on the above post is a back-handed compliment--from me!!!

Bwwwwaaaaaahahahahaha! As Bugs Bunny would say, what a maroon!

Rest assured, gentle readers, I was being completely insincere.

Cleo

Hot Blonde with Douchebag

Brain Tumors Are Hiiiiiilarious!

At least according to Ricky Ric, who mocks Sen. Kennedy's recent cancer diagnosis in his usual combination of cluelessness and narcissism.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/06/ted-kennedy-joins-hole-in-head-club.html

I guess those were crocodile tears Dr. Douchebag was shedding for his colleague who died of cancer last November.

Maybe Ric Ric should call it the "Head Up the Ass" Club. It would be an exclusive club, having Ricky Ric as its sole member. He could be the club's president, vice-president, secretary, treasurer, and night watchman!

Apparently, Dr. Mmmnnyaaah! was dropped on his head as a baby (according to the Douchebag himself).

Now why is that NOT surprising?

Cleo

And the Count Is...

40!

According to reliable sources who watched Dr. Douchebag's TV debut, that's the rough estimate of the number of times he said "Nnnyyuuuuummm!" during the painfully-long hour broadcast.

What was uncounted was the number of times Caric said, "weeeelllll...!"

That could make a fun addition to the proposed drinking game, don't ya think?

I can't wait for the wmv file to be posted by KET!

Cleo

Set Your TiVo to the Douchebag Channel!

Tune in to KET on Monday, June 2nd at 8PM to see the douchebag pictured to the right dominate another irrelevant discussion on topic he knows nothing about.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/05/rsi-on-ket-next-monday.html

Anyone care to count how many times Ric Ric says "nnyummm!" during the broadcast?

Let's make a drinking game out of it!

Cleo

Shark-Jumping Douchebaggery from Ric Ric

This really takes the cake, even for Dr. Douchebag. According to Ricky Ric, Obama's rhetoric is "fascist" and reminds him of the rhetoric used by none other than Adolf Hitler.

Yes! You read that right. But don't take my word for it, read Caric's own words for yourself.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/04/but-im-still-for-hillary.html

Pretty outrageous. As one commenter pointed out, Ric Ric is able to read all that fascist nuance into Obama's words yet is oblivious to the fact that he regurgitates (or "parrots," in the commenter's words) Billary talking points that she will "be ready to lead from day one" with nary a hint of critical thought or irony.

But then again, seeing his own hypocrisy when it's staring him in the face is not one of Caric's strong suits, is it? Irony doesn't faze him either. So we shouldn't be terribly surprised.

When pressed on this, Caric predictably clammed up. Another surprise there.

So, Ric Ric, how are you going to spin your way out of this politically incorrect pickle? Huhnnyuuummm??

What a douchebag.

Cleo

Professor Douchebag Gets His Ass Handed to Him

On his own blog! Check out the comments section, which have nothing to do with the post (his usual recycled, conventional wisdom drivel). Everyone gets a crack at Caric.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/03/nancy-pelosis-gut-and-mine.html

I would have jumped in on the fun myself, but I had more enjoyment sitting back and watching the fireworks fly. Shoulda popped popcorn.

The last comment is from the Douche himself trying to defend himself from the onslaught, and it's a real whopper. Apparently, his "standards" are higher than everyone else's. Too funny!

Bwwahahahahaha!!!