Dr. Douchebag's Recycled Holiday Fruitcake

Like a fruitcake from last year no one wants to eat or a crappy rerun of a kid's holiday classic (think Frosty the Snowman) no one wants to watch, Caric regurgitates his incisive essay published in the Lexington Herald-Leader last Christmas comparing the relative merits of Jesus vs. Santa Claus. Yaawwnnnn!!

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2007/12/why-i-like-santa-better-than-jesus.html

Puerile, attention-seeking claptrap. But Ricky Ric seems to believe that he has conceived a brilliant, original insight. This is his idea of "scholarship," after all. Makes one think his brains are in his ass, doesn't it?

Ricky Ric was then so proud of himself because some toothless, Bible-thumping hillbilly wrote a letter of protest to the Morehead rag that no one reads. His essay had served its purpose!

So hoping for an encore to all the outrage he generated last year (snark), he reposts his silly essay again.

It's interesting to note that while he views himself as a champion of the downtrodden people of eastern Kentucky, he's openly contemptuous of their beliefs.

Does the irony dawn on him? Mnnyaaaaahhh!!

Douchebag.

Narcissism Masquerading as Sorrow

Even when he professes (pardon the pun) grief for a fallen colleague, Dr. Mmmnnyaaaaha can't help but make it all about himself. After all, he is the center of the universe, right?

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2007/12/some-quick-thoughts-on-greg-goldey.html

The post above is a low even for someone as clueless and narcissistic as Caric. It takes self-centered navel-gazing to such a new level that even I'm shocked (but not terribly surprised).

Poor widdle Wicky Wic's tootsies got cold in the Buddhist center, and all that incense made his widdle nose aww schtuffy. Awwwwww!! And BTW, he thinks Buddhism is stupid, but he'll generously condescend to endure the ceremony anyway for his friend. What a standup guy Ricky Ric is!! We should all be duly impressed!

I guess it really is all about him. Douchebag.

Cleo

Prof. Douchebag's Affirmative Action Program for Crackheads

The crackhead's on the left. The douchebag is, of course, on the right.

What do they have to do with each other?

Weelllll...Dr. Douchebag actively recruited and was instrumental in the hiring of said crackhead--all in the name of "diversity."

It didn't matter that she was nowhere near finishing her dissertation--she was a black woman. Ric Ric practically peed himself when she signed the dotted line. He was so proud of himself!!!

She arrives on the campus with great fanfare, and wows everyone with her attention-grabbing "service" antics promoting causes that no one in eastern Kentucky gives a rat's ass about (e.g., Darfur). The students love her because she required no work other than that they "get in touch with their feelings." All style, no substance.

Nevermind that she had done nothing on her dissertation. Nevermind that her committee sent her back to the drawing board. Nevermind that she taught fewer classes than other junior faculty and had only one prep. Her shit didn't stink! And more importantly, she's a black woman!!

This all came crashing down on poor Ric Ric's head this past Sunday, when she was arrested for child endangerment. You see, her 2-month old baby tested positive for cocaine. Don't take my word for it, here's the press:

http://www.herald-dispatch.com/homepage/x2054228606

Believe it or not, I don't hold any ill will against her. She was used as a tool by Caric to promote his standing in his department and, of course, to stoke his massive self-congratulatory ego. He really didn't give a shit about her. Although she allowed herself to be used, I wish her and her family the best.

What this whole fucked up situation brings to light once again is Caric's monumental hubris and hypocrisy.

I get to sit back, pop popcorn, and watch Caric try to spin his way out of this.

So, what say you, Ric Ric?

Nyyuhumm??

Yes, I Have Seen a Pompous Douchebag...

and his name is Caric. He now seems to think that he is the resident poet laureate of Morehead, KY.

Read this awe-inspiring garbage to get a sublime feel for--rain.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2007/10/yes-i-have-seen-rain.html

Makes me want to light a match...

Introducing the President of Dr. Douchebag's Fanclub--Timmeh!!!

For some unexplained reason, timb (a.k.a., timmeh) thinks I'm the alter-ego of someone named Pablo or Pacho over at this irrelevant wingnut blog called "Protein Wisdom" (really guys--after Craig, Bob Allen, Foley, and Haggard you should change your blog's name to something else that doesn't conjure up mental images of semen).

I have to wonder if any of Ric Ric's online buddies like timmeh know him personally, and if they don't, what they would think of him if they actually met him. The thought amuses me a little.

Anyhoo, I'm content to let timmeh think what he wants. Like I've said before, ridiculing Caric is just a side interest of mine which is attached to a longstanding personal vendetta against him. Nothing more.

If timmeh wants to get in the middle of it, I will be more than happy to poke holes in his fragile little ego too.

You see, this is just a game to me.

Cleo

To All Defenders and Disciples of Prof. Douchebag

My beef is not with you, it is with the douchebag

pictured to the right.

My beef with Ric Ric has nothing whatsoever to do with his politics. I couldn't care less about that.

It is entirely personal.

However, if you want to insert yourselves in the middle of it (looking at you--Brad and timmy), there's nothing I can do to stop you.

Unlike Dr. Nyyaaahhmmmn, I'm not a hypocrite or a coward. Your posts won't be deleted. Know this, though--you will be cut down in the crossfire.

Best to stay out it, don't you think?

Let Ricky prove he's either a big boy or a pussy. (Psst! It's the latter.) Let him defend himself.

Yours truly,

Cleo

I'm baaaaaaaaaaacckkk!

Truth is I never went away. I've just been too busy lately to indulge publicly in the kinda-fun hobby of ridiculing Prof. Douchebag. Turns out others are piling on as well. It's looks like Ric Ric has pissed off the wrong group of wingnuts, and they are relentless in calling him on his hyperbolic bullshit on his blog.

I'm still lurking though. And anything that he posts on his irrelevant blog will be fodder for ridicule on this blog and in the comments section of Caric's blog.

It should be fun. Stay tuned!