And the Count Is...

40!

According to reliable sources who watched Dr. Douchebag's TV debut, that's the rough estimate of the number of times he said "Nnnyyuuuuummm!" during the painfully-long hour broadcast.

What was uncounted was the number of times Caric said, "weeeelllll...!"

That could make a fun addition to the proposed drinking game, don't ya think?

I can't wait for the wmv file to be posted by KET!

Cleo

Set Your TiVo to the Douchebag Channel!

Tune in to KET on Monday, June 2nd at 8PM to see the douchebag pictured to the right dominate another irrelevant discussion on topic he knows nothing about.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/05/rsi-on-ket-next-monday.html

Anyone care to count how many times Ric Ric says "nnyummm!" during the broadcast?

Let's make a drinking game out of it!

Cleo

Shark-Jumping Douchebaggery from Ric Ric

This really takes the cake, even for Dr. Douchebag. According to Ricky Ric, Obama's rhetoric is "fascist" and reminds him of the rhetoric used by none other than Adolf Hitler.

Yes! You read that right. But don't take my word for it, read Caric's own words for yourself.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/04/but-im-still-for-hillary.html

Pretty outrageous. As one commenter pointed out, Ric Ric is able to read all that fascist nuance into Obama's words yet is oblivious to the fact that he regurgitates (or "parrots," in the commenter's words) Billary talking points that she will "be ready to lead from day one" with nary a hint of critical thought or irony.

But then again, seeing his own hypocrisy when it's staring him in the face is not one of Caric's strong suits, is it? Irony doesn't faze him either. So we shouldn't be terribly surprised.

When pressed on this, Caric predictably clammed up. Another surprise there.

So, Ric Ric, how are you going to spin your way out of this politically incorrect pickle? Huhnnyuuummm??

What a douchebag.

Cleo

Professor Douchebag Gets His Ass Handed to Him

On his own blog! Check out the comments section, which have nothing to do with the post (his usual recycled, conventional wisdom drivel). Everyone gets a crack at Caric.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/03/nancy-pelosis-gut-and-mine.html

I would have jumped in on the fun myself, but I had more enjoyment sitting back and watching the fireworks fly. Shoulda popped popcorn.

The last comment is from the Douche himself trying to defend himself from the onslaught, and it's a real whopper. Apparently, his "standards" are higher than everyone else's. Too funny!

Bwwahahahahaha!!!

Dieting--the Douchebag Way

As if he couldn't possibly get any more narcissistic, we are now treated to the chronicles of Ricky Ric's weight-loss regime.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/01/going-for-full-cassius.html

Yawn. Given all the hot air he produces, there is no way he'll lose weight. Maybe he should try smoking crack with N'Diaye. That's a good way to lose weight!

As with everything else related to Dr. Douchebag, I hope he crashes and burns. Maybe he'll get so big he finally blend in with everyone else in eastern Kentucky.

Or better yet, die of a heart attack.

One can hope, right?

Cleo

Dr. Douchebag's Recycled Holiday Fruitcake

Like a fruitcake from last year no one wants to eat or a crappy rerun of a kid's holiday classic (think Frosty the Snowman) no one wants to watch, Caric regurgitates his incisive essay published in the Lexington Herald-Leader last Christmas comparing the relative merits of Jesus vs. Santa Claus. Yaawwnnnn!!

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2007/12/why-i-like-santa-better-than-jesus.html

Puerile, attention-seeking claptrap. But Ricky Ric seems to believe that he has conceived a brilliant, original insight. This is his idea of "scholarship," after all. Makes one think his brains are in his ass, doesn't it?

Ricky Ric was then so proud of himself because some toothless, Bible-thumping hillbilly wrote a letter of protest to the Morehead rag that no one reads. His essay had served its purpose!

So hoping for an encore to all the outrage he generated last year (snark), he reposts his silly essay again.

It's interesting to note that while he views himself as a champion of the downtrodden people of eastern Kentucky, he's openly contemptuous of their beliefs.

Does the irony dawn on him? Mnnyaaaaahhh!!

Douchebag.

Narcissism Masquerading as Sorrow

Even when he professes (pardon the pun) grief for a fallen colleague, Dr. Mmmnnyaaaaha can't help but make it all about himself. After all, he is the center of the universe, right?

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2007/12/some-quick-thoughts-on-greg-goldey.html

The post above is a low even for someone as clueless and narcissistic as Caric. It takes self-centered navel-gazing to such a new level that even I'm shocked (but not terribly surprised).

Poor widdle Wicky Wic's tootsies got cold in the Buddhist center, and all that incense made his widdle nose aww schtuffy. Awwwwww!! And BTW, he thinks Buddhism is stupid, but he'll generously condescend to endure the ceremony anyway for his friend. What a standup guy Ricky Ric is!! We should all be duly impressed!

I guess it really is all about him. Douchebag.

Cleo