Monday, March 17, 2008

Professor Douchebag Gets His Ass Handed to Him

On his own blog! Check out the comments section, which have nothing to do with the post (his usual recycled, conventional wisdom drivel). Everyone gets a crack at Caric.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/03/nancy-pelosis-gut-and-mine.html

I would have jumped in on the fun myself, but I had more enjoyment sitting back and watching the fireworks fly. Shoulda popped popcorn.

The last comment is from the Douche himself trying to defend himself from the onslaught, and it's a real whopper. Apparently, his "standards" are higher than everyone else's. Too funny!

Bwwahahahahaha!!!

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Dieting--the Douchebag Way

As if he couldn't possibly get any more narcissistic, we are now treated to the chronicles of Ricky Ric's weight-loss regime.

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2008/01/going-for-full-cassius.html

Yawn. Given all the hot air he produces, there is no way he'll lose weight. Maybe he should try smoking crack with N'Diaye. That's a good way to lose weight!

As with everything else related to Dr. Douchebag, I hope he crashes and burns. Maybe he'll get so big he finally blend in with everyone else in eastern Kentucky.

Or better yet, die of a heart attack.

One can hope, right?

Cleo

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Dr. Douchebag's Recycled Holiday Fruitcake


Like a fruitcake from last year no one wants to eat or a crappy rerun of a kid's holiday classic (think Frosty the Snowman) no one wants to watch, Caric regurgitates his incisive essay published in the Lexington Herald-Leader last Christmas comparing the relative merits of Jesus vs. Santa Claus. Yaawwnnnn!!
Puerile, attention-seeking claptrap. But Ricky Ric seems to believe that he has conceived a brilliant, original insight. This is his idea of "scholarship," after all. Makes one think his brains are in his ass, doesn't it?
Ricky Ric was then so proud of himself because some toothless, Bible-thumping hillbilly wrote a letter of protest to the Morehead rag that no one reads. His essay had served its purpose!
So hoping for an encore to all the outrage he generated last year (snark), he reposts his silly essay again.
It's interesting to note that while he views himself as a champion of the downtrodden people of eastern Kentucky, he's openly contemptuous of their beliefs.
Does the irony dawn on him? Mnnyaaaaahhh!!
Douchebag.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Narcissism Masquerading as Sorrow



Even when he professes (pardon the pun) grief for a fallen colleague, Dr. Mmmnnyaaaaha can't help but make it all about himself. After all, he is the center of the universe, right?

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2007/12/some-quick-thoughts-on-greg-goldey.html

The post above is a low even for someone as clueless and narcissistic as Caric. It takes self-centered navel-gazing to such a new level that even I'm shocked (but not terribly surprised).

Poor widdle Wicky Wic's tootsies got cold in the Buddhist center, and all that incense made his widdle nose aww schtuffy. Awwwwww!! And BTW, he thinks Buddhism is stupid, but he'll generously condescend to endure the ceremony anyway for his friend. What a standup guy Ricky Ric is!! We should all be duly impressed!

I guess it really is all about him. Douchebag.

Cleo

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Prof. Douchebag's Affirmative Action Program for Crackheads


The crackhead's on the left. The douchebag is, of course, on the right.
What do they have to do with each other?
Weelllll...Dr. Douchebag actively recruited and was instrumental in the hiring of said crackhead--all in the name of "diversity."
It didn't matter that she was nowhere near finishing her dissertation--she was a black woman. Ric Ric practically peed himself when she signed the dotted line. He was so proud of himself!!!
She arrives on the campus with great fanfare, and wows everyone with her attention-grabbing "service" antics promoting causes that no one in eastern Kentucky gives a rat's ass about (e.g., Darfur). The students love her because she required no work other than that they "get in touch with their feelings." All style, no substance.
Nevermind that she had done nothing on her dissertation. Nevermind that her committee sent her back to the drawing board. Nevermind that she taught fewer classes than other junior faculty and had only one prep. Her shit didn't stink! And more importantly, she's a black woman!!
This all came crashing down on poor Ric Ric's head this past Sunday, when she was arrested for child endangerment. You see, her 2-month old baby tested positive for cocaine. Don't take my word for it, here's the press:
Believe it or not, I don't hold any ill will against her. She was used as a tool by Caric to promote his standing in his department and, of course, to stoke his massive self-congratulatory ego. He really didn't give a shit about her. Although she allowed herself to be used, I wish her and her family the best.
What this whole fucked up situation brings to light once again is Caric's monumental hubris and hypocrisy.
I get to sit back, pop popcorn, and watch Caric try to spin his way out of this.
So, what say you, Ric Ric?
Nyyuhumm??

Friday, October 26, 2007

Yes, I Have Seen a Pompous Douchebag...


and his name is Caric. He now seems to think that he is the resident poet laureate of Morehead, KY.
Read this awe-inspiring garbage to get a sublime feel for--rain.
Makes me want to light a match...

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Introducing the President of Dr. Douchebag's Fanclub--Timmeh!!!

For some unexplained reason, timb (a.k.a., timmeh) thinks I'm the alter-ego of someone named Pablo or Pacho over at this irrelevant wingnut blog called "Protein Wisdom" (really guys--after Craig, Bob Allen, Foley, and Haggard you should change your blog's name to something else that doesn't conjure up mental images of semen).

I have to wonder if any of Ric Ric's online buddies like timmeh know him personally, and if they don't, what they would think of him if they actually met him. The thought amuses me a little.

Anyhoo, I'm content to let timmeh think what he wants. Like I've said before, ridiculing Caric is just a side interest of mine which is attached to a longstanding personal vendetta against him. Nothing more.

If timmeh wants to get in the middle of it, I will be more than happy to poke holes in his fragile little ego too.

You see, this is just a game to me.

Cleo