Dr. Douchebag's Recycled Holiday Fruitcake

Like a fruitcake from last year no one wants to eat or a crappy rerun of a kid's holiday classic (think Frosty the Snowman) no one wants to watch, Caric regurgitates his incisive essay published in the Lexington Herald-Leader last Christmas comparing the relative merits of Jesus vs. Santa Claus. Yaawwnnnn!!

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2007/12/why-i-like-santa-better-than-jesus.html

Puerile, attention-seeking claptrap. But Ricky Ric seems to believe that he has conceived a brilliant, original insight. This is his idea of "scholarship," after all. Makes one think his brains are in his ass, doesn't it?

Ricky Ric was then so proud of himself because some toothless, Bible-thumping hillbilly wrote a letter of protest to the Morehead rag that no one reads. His essay had served its purpose!

So hoping for an encore to all the outrage he generated last year (snark), he reposts his silly essay again.

It's interesting to note that while he views himself as a champion of the downtrodden people of eastern Kentucky, he's openly contemptuous of their beliefs.

Does the irony dawn on him? Mnnyaaaaahhh!!

Douchebag.

Narcissism Masquerading as Sorrow

Even when he professes (pardon the pun) grief for a fallen colleague, Dr. Mmmnnyaaaaha can't help but make it all about himself. After all, he is the center of the universe, right?

http://red-state.blogspot.com/2007/12/some-quick-thoughts-on-greg-goldey.html

The post above is a low even for someone as clueless and narcissistic as Caric. It takes self-centered navel-gazing to such a new level that even I'm shocked (but not terribly surprised).

Poor widdle Wicky Wic's tootsies got cold in the Buddhist center, and all that incense made his widdle nose aww schtuffy. Awwwwww!! And BTW, he thinks Buddhism is stupid, but he'll generously condescend to endure the ceremony anyway for his friend. What a standup guy Ricky Ric is!! We should all be duly impressed!

I guess it really is all about him. Douchebag.

Cleo