The crackhead's on the left. The douchebag is, of course, on the right.What do they have to do with each other?
Weelllll...Dr. Douchebag actively recruited and was instrumental in the hiring of said crackhead--all in the name of "diversity."
It didn't matter that she was nowhere near finishing her dissertation--she was a black woman. Ric Ric practically peed himself when she signed the dotted line. He was so proud of himself!!!
She arrives on the campus with great fanfare, and wows everyone with her attention-grabbing "service" antics promoting causes that no one in eastern Kentucky gives a rat's ass about (e.g., Darfur). The students love her because she required no work other than that they "get in touch with their feelings." All style, no substance.
Nevermind that she had done nothing on her dissertation. Nevermind that her committee sent her back to the drawing board. Nevermind that she taught fewer classes than other junior faculty and had only one prep. Her shit didn't stink! And more importantly, she's a black woman!!
This all came crashing down on poor Ric Ric's head this past Sunday, when she was arrested for child endangerment. You see, her 2-month old baby tested positive for cocaine. Don't take my word for it, here's the press:
Believe it or not, I don't hold any ill will against her. She was used as a tool by Caric to promote his standing in his department and, of course, to stoke his massive self-congratulatory ego. He really didn't give a shit about her. Although she allowed herself to be used, I wish her and her family the best.
What this whole fucked up situation brings to light once again is Caric's monumental hubris and hypocrisy.
I get to sit back, pop popcorn, and watch Caric try to spin his way out of this.
So, what say you, Ric Ric?
Nyyuhumm??
